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    mykingdomforapen:

    everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

    they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

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      paradox221bbakerstreet:

      I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’

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        paxamgays:

        2014 is really great

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          hes·i·ta·tion

          -noun-
          a state of doubt or uncertainty
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            Litchfield Inmates

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                escapedosmil:

                noelledino:

                deductionhunters:

                chocolateist:

                i-want-cheese:

                bakaandty:

                i-want-cheese:

                blogorgtfo:

                assbutt-in-the-garrison:

                Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

                Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

                Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

                No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

                Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
                Math
                Driving
                Light
                Anything causes them

                Favorite answer so far.

                Math.

                Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

                Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

                Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

                HEY!!! 

                HEYYYYYY!!!!

                The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

                It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

                I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

                Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

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                  undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..
creepypasta

for fucks sakes

                  undeadhatred:

                  smells-like-egoraptor:

                  hey, guess what..

                  creepypasta

                  for fucks sakes

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                    gamsee:

forevertheuke:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

Real satellite imagery from NASA
We are killing out planet.

NoThat’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

no thats our dying planet have some respect

                    gamsee:

                    forevertheuke:

                    ipissedinyourmountaindew:

                    Real satellite imagery from NASA

                    We are killing out planet.

                    No
                    That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

                    no thats our dying planet have some respect

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